The lies we tell ourselves

        Every lie is two lies, the lies we tell others and the lie we tell ourselves to justify it
                                                                                                                 _Robert Brault                                                                            
                                                                                                                    
      Today I took the liberty of compiling a list of the most common lies we tell ourselves.

1, I'm going to keep my new years resolution in 2016
yea right like you have been trying to keep them since 1999

2, I don't care that my last IG post got only 2 likes
after taking 50 selfies, spending an hour editing the best pic and using 100 hashtags!

3, I don't stalk people on social media
I just occasionally go through their profiles, those of the people who tagged them and those of the people who tagged the people that tagged them every other hour.

4,I feel your pain
Seriously though? If you have never been struck by lightening before I suggest you never use that turn of phrase. Ever!

5,I have learnt my lesson
I think a thousand times bitten, a million times not shy aptly describes you.

6, Its my parents fault
I am guilty!

7, Nobody loves me
that's a big lie and you know it, now stop the pity party.

8, I'm never drinking again
that was your status by six A.M this morning now its 8P.M and your status is saying "#TDFW #ClubCubana #PoppingBottles

9, I'm not judging you
like you told Ekemini when she got pregnant at sixteen five years ago but you are still using her as your reference for lose girls.

10, I'll call you back right now
need I say more.