How not to be a worthless slug

       The cosiest place in world is your warm bed, you are completely unfazed about new viruses like the zika or world problems like terrorism. When you hear this stories you say to your self "whats the point fretting, we are all going to die any way. So you stay in your very warm bed with dirty ruffled sheets, the days carb and fat induced meal seats on a table so dusty it rivals the sahara just across the room. You think about your not so pleasant life and you give a deep sigh, you think about your friends and how their lives are so put together and perhaps you compare their picture perfect lives to your dreary existence and then for the thousand time that day, you give a loud sigh just before you drift into another peaceful sleep with the words a little sleep, a little slumber a little folding of hands to sleep... echoing again and again in your head.

          Nobody understands you or your ideas, you think you where supposed to be born in a different time may be in that time people would have appreciated your writing or your music. At social gatherings you tell people that you are a writer and when they show interest in seeing your work you say you have a writers block in fact you have had it for the last five years and so you really haven't put any work out there.

        When you lay on your couch which is your second favourite place in the world you watch the news just so you can criticize the government. If you had the opportunity to be in power you tell yourself that you know you would have done way better than the government. So there you go, sighing yet again and infusing an occasional angry diatribe, on your creaking couch.

         You always have some entitled opinion about people's lives whether you are asked or not. You feel you should have a claim to their lives because everyday you spend a questionable number of time going about their business(since you don't have one of yours) and trying to know what goes in their lives.

      If this character sounds like you then I'm sorry to break it to you but you are a worthless slug who is cut out for a life of mediocrity. Its time you re-evaluated your life, got new goals and have a paradigm shift of the kind of person you want to be.